Ansh Seth
Professional Unemployed
Currently Accepting Rejections
Unemployment Stats
427
Days Unemployed
112
Job Rejections
3
Interviews
∞
Netflix Hours
Special Skills
Professional Napping
Can sleep through multiple alarms
Snack Consumption
Can finish family-size chips in one sitting
Excuse Generation
Creative reasons for not applying to jobs
Wall of Rejections
Google - Janitorial Position
"Overqualified for mopping floors"
April 15, 2023
McDonald's - Fry Cook
"Lack of enthusiasm for french fries"
March 3, 2023
Local Library - Book Shelver
"Too much napping in the aisles during interview"
February 28, 2023
Daily Routine
Morning
Wake up at noon, contemplate life choices
Afternoon
Microwave lunch, watch YouTube
Evening
Lie on couch, apply to 0 jobs
Night
Stay up late gaming, regret next morning
